Hello there!
It's nice to meet you. I'd shake your hand, but this medium of communication doesn't quite facilitate that. Please fill out this handy form so I can answer your questions. I would love to meet you in real life, because meeting you represents learning about, empathizing with, and connecting to your experience in life. This, in turn, brings life to me. Win... win.
Also, I have a phone! Feel free to call or text: (512) 968-0061